i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Do you still have your period?
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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