I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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