I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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