Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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