I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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