we have officially lost it.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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