Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Damn victory sex feels great
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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