this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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