you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
i think im in europe. pls send help
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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