Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Randomize
