is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
In America we eat man semen.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
i out mim tonsoeep
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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