dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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