I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
it's like heaven, but drunker
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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