we're blogging at a bar
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
i believe in u and ur pee
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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