You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
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