He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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