i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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