everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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