nut hugger
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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