I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
