Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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