We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
He did a backflip because drugs
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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