I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Two words: nipple clamps
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