I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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