the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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