Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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