i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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