I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
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