i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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