He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
