I checked into jail on foursquare
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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