A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I had to cum in my sink.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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