I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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