Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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