It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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