Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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