So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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