oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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