I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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