He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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