It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize