She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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