My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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