I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
