He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Randomize
