Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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