I heard we made out
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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