Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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