He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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