Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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