i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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