Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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