Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
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