He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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