we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Couch. On fire.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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