Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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