i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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