fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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